Tag Archives: Dieting
…whenever I try on clothes, I wish I had a swiveling head like an owl or that girl in The Exorcist.
Weighty Issues: I Surrender, Bring out The White Flags. (Better make em black, white makes me look fat.)
One day, a couple decades ago, I looked down at my thighs and realized I had cellulite on the FRONT of my thighs. SAY IT ISN’T SO! I freaked out. I was getting close to forty by then, and I didn’t take it sitting down. I worked out harder, did more squats and walked the …
It will taste so scrumptious when you sprinkle on a few herbs and black pepper, but no salt, what are you an idiot?